Whee! I removed a few files that were busted, some duplicates, and the Pandora’s overstuffed box of comics that implied anything with children. Yes, a few made me laugh, but holy crap guys!
Disclaimer: I’m not claiming any rights to these – it’s just a dumb joke. All rights belong to the New Yorker and respective artists.




































The skin head in the car was an awesome one
I think the only one where the original caption is clearly better is “Death ray, fiddlesticks! Why it doesn’t even slow them up!”
:D These are great, guys (and, presumably, gals)! My favorite one is still the pirate with the line-o’-people…
Aw, none of mine? =(
As someone pointed out over on “Comics I Don’t Understand”, another caption that improves all New Yorker cartoons is ““Christ, what an asshole!”.
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For the rest of the day those two sentences will be echoing through my head and spoken far too often.
You should email that caption to the New Yorker for every caption contest they have, ever.
Zach! Don’t give up on your blog, it’s kind of great!
You’re killing me. I’m searching for the Jay Pinkerton (Cracked, [ibid].com, et al) fake New Yorker strips, which make better use of things, I think; and they’ve evaporated from the web.
have you abandoned this?