“Monogamy gene?
How’s junior’s genome have it
If yours and mine don’t?”
“Kilt your son,” He says.
“Are you completely insane?”
He glowers at Abe.
“Why do Bobby’s pants
Smell like old lady?” asks Mom.
“And where’s my lotion?”
Collaborations
Friends
Old Projects
Weiner Media
Weiner Only Projects
These are great. Though if the word kilt isn’t a typo, I don’t understand the second one.